Yep. Penises. There are lightning bolts and roses and skulls galore, but also plenty of penises. You can wear penises on your ears:
You can wear a penis around your neck:
And while you can't actually buy a penis bracelet, you can buy a charm bracelet from the line (with either shark or human teeth!) and add your own penis charm, sold separately.
Jewelry photos: KeshaRosebyCharlesAlbert.com
Ke$ha photo: Getty Images
What I Do, Job-wise: So. Much. Other than playing on-air every day (and on DO YOU HATE IT? Sunday nights), you might get an e-mail response from me if you write in asking to know the name of a song or whether we're looking for interns. I'm all over the place, like a ninja, but less stealthy.