This is gross. A book called Above The Game: A Guide to Getting Awesome with Women was funded on Kickstarter to the tune of $15k. Over 730 backers pitched in to help get a guide on how to force yourself on a woman published. Good job, jackasses.
The author, who claims to always be The Nice Guy™, is giving tips like this:
Get CLOSE to her, damn it!
To quote Rob Judge, “Personal space is for p*ssies.” I already told you that the most successful seducers are those who can’t keep their hands off of women. Well you’re not gonna be able to do that if you aren’t in close!
All the greatest seducers in history could not keep their hands off of women. They aggressively escalated physically with every woman they were flirting with. They began touching them immediately, kept great body language and eye contact, and were shameless in their physicality. Even when a girl rejects your advances, she KNOWS that you desire her. That’s hot. It arouses her physically and psychologically.”
Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances.
Pull out your c*ck and put her hand on it. Remember, she is letting you do this because you have established yourself as a LEADER. Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your d*ck.”
Following the author's advice sounds like a good way to end up with a cocktail glass smashed over your head. (feministing)
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