It's a long story (read the whole thing at the Miami Herald), but here's the interesting/weird/WTF part... a city official from Florida was pulled over and didn't want his meth pipe to be discovered, so he put it in his ass. Right on up there. Yep, he did.

The bum is obviously not the best hiding place, since we all know about it. This is the man himself, 45-year-old Carlos Lopez.


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