It's a long story (read the whole thing at the Miami Herald), but here's the interesting/weird/WTF part... a city official from Florida was pulled over and didn't want his meth pipe to be discovered, so he put it in his ass. Right on up there. Yep, he did.
The bum is obviously not the best hiding place, since we all know about it. This is the man himself, 45-year-old Carlos Lopez.
What I Do, Job-wise: So. Much. Other than playing on-air every day (and on DO YOU HATE IT? Sunday nights), you might get an e-mail response from me if you write in asking to know the name of a song or whether we're looking for interns. I'm all over the place, like a ninja, but less stealthy.