Don't do shrooms, kids. Just look at what happened to a 41-year-old guy in Ohio (or rather, don't look... ew):
Law enforcement officials in Ypsilanti Township, Michigan, say a 41-year-old man had apparently ripped off a sizable chunk of his own genitals with his bare hands while under the influence of magic mushrooms.
The unidentified Columbus, Ohio, man was picked up by Washtenaw County sheriff's deputies after triggering the burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School around 1 AM last Tuesday.
He was naked and bloody from the waist down at the time.
"He mutilated his genitals with his bare hands," Sgt. Geoff Fox told the local media. "He was doing a lot of yelling and screaming."
It was later determined that the man had purchased what he believed to be hallucinogenic mushrooms while he was in town visiting friends.
He's also being charged with burglery, as if the whole self-mutilation thing wasn't punishment enough. (Gawker)
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