She looks really pleased with herself, no?
Photo: North Charleston PD

I have so many questions... why Home Depot? WHY 8AM? (Sorry, I don't want to do anything that strenuous until I'm 100% awake.)

My favorite part is that technically, they weren't in Home Depot. Nope. They were in one of the display sheds out front, which I suppose is roomier than a car's back seat, but still. Maybe they get a thrill out of sex in public places. They might want to look into hotels or something, because "both were charged with disorderly conduct; Bowden [the man] faces an additional charge of indecent exposure due to the penis thing."

You can read more about it at The Smoking Gun.