1. Middle School Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with Student — Again
2. Officials at Detroit Metropolitan Airport are investigating after someone put BODILY FLUIDS in the soap dispensers.
The kind of bodily fluid only a MAN could be responsible for.
3. A Guy Robs a Bank, Then Immediately Goes to KFC With His Bag of Money
A guy robbed a bank in Florida on Thursday, and then he took his bag with more than $10,000 in it . . . and went straight to KFC. The cops tracked him down there and arrested him.
4. A landlord in Colorado recently got caught having sex in his tenants' bed.
And a judge sentenced him to two years in jail on Friday.