1. Multiple Arrests in Friendswood for Public Intoxication and Yelling at Cars on the Road
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2. Dude Steals Bulldozer And Proceeds To Crush Police Car
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3. Police Catch a Thief at the State Fair Because He's Holding a Large Stuffed Unicorn
A guy was arrested for robbing a stand at the Oklahoma State Fair over the weekend. And the cops identified him because he was holding a large, stuffed UNICORN.
4. A Guy Is Facing Felony Charges For Writing His Name, and Drawing Male Genitalia, in Wet Cement
Everything that we used to do for fun seems like it's illegal now.
A 23-year-old guy named Jordan Judson from Superior, Minnesota was arrested last week for, drawing in wet cement.
Some construction workers were fixing a sidewalk last month and Jordan drew two things in the cement: His name, and male genitalia. What ELSE would anyone draw in wet cement?
A few of the construction workers spotted him and called the cops. And since Jordan's name was right there in the sidewalk, it was kinda hard for him to deny that he did it.
The city decided to totally redo that section of the sidewalk, and it wound up costing $13,000.
So now Jordan is facing a FELONY charge of criminal damage to property, which could get him up to three-and-a-half years in prison and a $10,000 fine. All for drawing in cement. Wow.
5. A Man Smuggles Drug-Filled Balloons Into Jail by Swallowing Them, Twice
A 49-year-old inmate in Ohio recently got caught trying to smuggle 12 meth-filled balloons into prison by swallowing them. He managed to swallow four. Then guards waited five days for him to pass them, so they could collect the evidence. But before they could, he swallowed them AGAIN.