1. Cops Catch Burglar Masturbating in Someone Else's Home
2. Couple in Louisiana Recorded Themselves Doing Dirty Deeds on Each Other At a Public Library, Wal-Mart, and Burger King and Then Uploaded Them to PornHub
3. Woman In Florida Punched Her Husband in the Face For Trying to Walk Into the Bedroom As She Was Pleasuring Herself
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4. Insane Brawl Broke Out at Wal-Mart in New Jersey Over Cutting In Line
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5. Baytown Woman Has Made National Headlines for Killing and Dismembering Her Boyfriends Body With a Machete
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6. A Dad Tries to Discipline His Kid by Dressing as a Clown and Chasing Her, Then a Scared Neighbor Shoots at Him
A dad in Ohio dressed up as a CLOWN on Saturday and chased his six-year-old daughter to try to scare her into behaving better. She didn't know it was him, so she ran to a neighbor for help . . . and he FIRED a few shots at the clown. The dad was arrested for child endangerment, and the neighbor was arrested for using weapons while intoxicated.
7. An Employee Tried to Shoot a Golfer for Sneaking His Own Beer Onto the Course
A 60-year-old golfer in Michigan was caught sneaking his own beer onto a course on Saturday. So an employee pulled out a gun and tried to SHOOT him. Luckily he didn't hit anyone, and other golfers were able to wrestle the gun away.
8. Police Are Trying to Track Down the Female Jogger Who Keeps Pooping on a Family's Lawn
The police in Colorado are trying to track down a female jogger who keeps POOPING on a family's lawn. They're not sure why she keeps doing it, but if they catch her, she'll be facing indecent exposure and public defecation charges.