During an argument with his girlfriend over his drinking habits, a guy chopped off his Johnson with a pair of scissors.

The 46-year-old Taiwanese man grew tired of his girlfriend nagging him for drinking too much, so he did what any normal guy would do – he ran to the bathroom and sliced off his member.

To make matters worse – and to really prove his point – he then proceeded to flush his unit down the toilet.

The girlfriend frantically took him to the hospital before he bled out.

The good news is he survived. The bad news is the severed penis was lost forever.

When he woke up, his hangover must have been epic.

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